last night was probably one of the craziest/funniest/suckiest nights of my life.
so much shit happened, way too much to write. but here's the jist:
went to a-me's house & watched house of 1000 corpses.
then me and morgan got the bright fucking idea to go swimming at about 3 AM. a-me doesn't have a pool. so we went around the neighborhood looking for swimming pools to use. no luck.
then we drove around looking for more pools, but morgan found change in my car so we decided to buy shaving cream and write all over jon's car.
so we went to walgreen's. god, that was halarious. ask me about it.
anyways, we got the shaving cream & wrote random shit all over jon's car. ifeelbadaboutthatnow.
then we drove around looking for someone else's house, but we got kinda lost.
we turned around in a church, wheremorgandidsomethingthatinsuredsheisgoingstraighttohell, & some guy in a maroon SUV followed us after we turned out of the parking lot.
he was on my ass all the way back to a-me's.
we sprinted inside because we were so fucking freaked out, and the guy left.
a-me was asleep when we got inside, so we wrote all over her with marker. this took about 25 minutes. she woke up & asked the time. it was 4:30. keep that in mind.
about a half hour later, someone started POUNDING on the front door. of course, it was the cops.
apparently, the maroon SUV guy was an undercover cop who saw my car out earlier that night and followed us because we were driving around aimlessly & "being suspicious." fucking bullshit.
the officers told us that someone called the cops a while after maroonSUVguy scared the shit out of us, and they reported that someone had put shaving cream all over their car & they wanted to file charges.
we thought it was jon's parents who called the cops, because that was the only house we went to.
we "took a ride" in the back of the police car, and he brought us to a house i'd never even seen before.
i guess someone else had the same bright fucking idea to put shaving cream all over that person's car, too.
& since we already admitted to doing that to jon's car, it looked like we did that one, and we were SCREWED.
the woman that owned the car ended up being a RJHS teacher. she was a fucking BITCH. she made us wash her car from top to bottom, even though there was only a little shaving cream on the top and under the door handles.
oh god, it took every ounce of strength in me not to burst out laughing while i was washing that car...it was about 5 or so in the morning, and me and morgan were being forced to scrub a shitty ass car by 2 cops, a bitchy middle-aged woman, and her gross daughter who strikingly resembled a whale. on top of that, we didn't do anything at all.
then we had to apologize to bitchface and shamou, and ask them to drop the charges.
bitchface goes, "Because of the grace of God, and out of the kindness of my heart, i will drop the charges against you. I hope you learned a lesson, girls."
that pissed me off ALOT, because god had nothing to do with it and she had NO kindness in her heart, plus we just had to wash her goddamn car to get the charges dropped. and i didn't fucking learn a lesson because i didn't fucking do it. PLUS, she told the cop that the whole thing happened at 4:30. we were drawing on a-me at 4:30. it couldn't have been us.
but the cops didn't believe us, bitchface sure as hell didn't, and whalecunt needs to lose some weight. gross ass bitch.
i was forced to call my parents, who had already been informed in-person by an officer @ 5 AM. so they were pretty pissed. lol.
anyways, this is getting really long. so i'll stop.
it was a fucking insane night.
i really need sleep.
i'm fucking GROUNDED. lol.
i HATE cops, junior high teachers, fatwhores, etc.